April 28, 2012

When I looked a little further into the story behind the "Happy Terrorist" I was able to learn that he came from a very influential terrorist family. His father was Ali Ali Boom Bang Powie  a terrorist that was praised in Jihadist circles for the quality of their suicide bombs.  The Boom Bang Powie family has been providing suicide bomb to Jihadists since the fatwa was declared on Salman Rushdie back in 1989. As Ali would often say to his customers - "We guarantee that our bomb will take you to heaven or your next one is free" 

I was able to find an example of newspaper ad that was running at the time.  See below..


In an odd way this was starting to make sense.  I know that it would be expected that The Happy Terrorist would follow in his father's footstep and continue the family tradition of making high quality explosives but it seems that The Happy Terrorist would rather sing, dance and fly kites.  The very fact that he did not follow in his father's footsteps would bring great shame to the family and most likely place a bounty on The Happy Terrorist's head.

Will he ever get the chance to dance in "Jersey Boys"?
I'll have to look into this some more....

- Mr X